HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
4. Don’t pass the ball to girls.
5. Actually yes pass to girls, because girls can play soccer too. Lmao.
6. Don’t pass the ball to people who don’t think girls can play soccer. Make them stand in goal. Use your awesomely muscled woman thighs to power a kick of the ball straight to the gut of this person, simultaneously making them a projectile to the back of the net and knocking enough wind out of them to turn a wind turbine that would power a large city for a year. Celebrate, because you just scored a goal.
how to meet people:
tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes
i feel you, but i’m still upset about the U2 thing
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too